GHOSTS!

A professor is giving a lecture at a university, the subject – supernatural. Then, he asks his audience: “How many people here believe in after-life and ghosts?” About 45 students raise their hands.

“Well, out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you’ve ever seen a ghost?” About 20 students raise their hands.

“Interesting. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?” 15 students raise their hands.

“That’s a great response.” “Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?” 2 students raise their hands.

“Very very interesting” “But let me ask you my last question … Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?” the professor asks jokingly.

However, One redneck student who sits way in the back raises his hand. The professor is shocked. He takes off his glasses, and says,

“Son, all the years I’ve been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. Please come up here and tell us about your experience.”

The redneck student complies with a nod, and begins to make his way up to the podium.

The professor says, “Well, tell us what it’s like to have sex with a ghost.”

The student replies, “Ghost?? Sh**it. No, no. From baaaack there it sounded like you said ‘goats!’”.