A redneck is at DMV.

[DMV Worker] Name, please?
[Man] Steve Austin.

[DMV Worker] S*x?
[Man] Yes. Three to five times a week.

[DMV Worker] No, no… I mean, male or female?
[Man] Both male and female. And, sometimes with camel.

[DMV Worker] Holy cow!
[Man] Yes, I did one time with a cow, too.

[DMV Worker] But isn ´ t that hostile?
[Man] Horse style, doggy style, any style!

[DMV Worker] Oh dear!
[Man] No, no! ….. No Deer…….. Deer run too fast! :-) )